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Massage Clinic |
Massage Parlor |
| Yellow Pages |
Under Therapy |
Under Escort Services |
| Primary goal |
Stress relief through the manipulation and massage of muscles. |
Stress relief through the manipulation and massage of genitals. |
| Training |
Post secondary certification and experience in Massage Therapy |
Life experience in the sex trade. |
| Objective |
Changing tight muscle tissue into relaxed tissue. |
Changing relaxed tissue into hard tissue then back into relaxed tissue. |
| Fees |
Publicly posted and available in writing. Credit cards often accepted depending on the clinic. Partial coverage is generally available through extended health care benefits. |
Privately negotiated depending on your relationship with the individual service provider. ALL CASH. No health insurance coverage. |
| Tips |
Rarely accepted |
Mandatory and upwards of 500% of the massage fee charged at the door. |
| Service Provider |
Could be male or female |
Usually female due to consumer demand |
| Consumer |
Patient (could be male or female) |
'John' (usually male) |
| Pride |
This is an occupation where you have no problem explaining EVERYTHING you do to your grandmother. |
This is an occupation where you might pretend to be a massage therapist, or skip over the sex trade part of your job, when you try to explain what you do to your grandmother. |